March 2012
me: posts of a picture of myself
me: gets no notes
me: deletes post
me: ties noose
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Watchdglsvjkbsoiyosibv
shave my url into your vajai so i know its real
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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boo :3
youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
cosmo tip #192
expertcosmotips:
try farting in ziplock bags and hiding them around the house as a sexy surprise for your man. if he can recognise your scent you know he is the one!!!
me: can we fuck tonight?
me: i mean hey, fucking auto-correct
“You gotta admit if them anime people were real, I’d do it.”
– Chris~ My faggot cousin
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WatchIve been laughing for like 5 minutes straight
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unfreshing:
this pussy clean this pussy squeaky
that pussy old, that pussy creaky
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megan-grace:
if i tried kissing a cute boy theyd probably slap my face away and sprint away
megan-grace:
so annoyed that no one has fallen in love with me yet ugh
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So I’m driving my mom to costco when she closes the window and lets go the nastiest fuckin burp I’ve ever heard. UGHHH~ I YELLED AT HER FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES! It smelled so gross….