January 2012
bestcaost:
my new years resolution is to stop being ugly
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
caykarig asked: YOLT
December 2011
2 tags
de0xys:
tear drops on my vibrator
1 tag
*Taking orders outside in the fuckin cold
*dancing to keep myself warm*
Customer: That's not very good dancing.
Customer: Here, this how you dance... *dances*
Me: *dances*
Customer: See, there you go.
Customer: If you're nice enough, maybe they'll put a pole outside for you.
Me: How did you know that was my second job?
Customer:
Me:
Customer:
Me:
Customer:
people: are you mad/sad or something?
me: this is just my face
me: can i hang out with my friend next weekend
parents: where are you going to go
parents: what's their name
parents: where do they live
parents: how old are they
parents: are they from the internet
parents: what are their favorite colors
parents: what about hobbies
parents: what about pet names
parents: do you have a boyfriend
parents: are you lying to me
parents: what ethnic group are they
WatchThe result of trolling & drama
1 tag
I was getting a call from Unknown Number
Unknown Number: Ay, I heard you were talking shit.
Me: Ok
