February 2012
cosmo tip #190
expertcosmotips:
if u can’t lick his butthole u don’t rly love him
ronpalsy:
Fool me once, shame on u. FOol me twice, piss on me. Fucking piss on me.
2 tags
unfreshing:
Pays prostitute in gum
3 tags
YOLO
bunnythecarroter:
You
Obviously
Love
Oral
I'm not the type you would fall in love with. I'm...
boy: did it hurt
girl: did what hurt
boy: when you survived the abortion
dukeofnines:
little known fact i also dance when soy sauce is poured on me
1 tag
mom: why are you taking a cucumber to your room